Bring Back The Hot Dogs

Daniela: Why does daddy have to go to work?
Maria: Somebody has to bring back the hot dogs.

Coolest Car In The World

[Right after getting a minivan]
Maria: You know what the coolest car in the world is? A minivan.

Handsome Boys Are My Deal

Maria: Handsome boys are my deal.

No Shit

[Dad is changing Daniela's poopy diaper in the morning, and gets a little on her shirt. Daniela is in her "no" stage.]
Dad: Ahhh, shit.
Daniela: No shit.

On Philosophy

Maria: I'm so glad I have you and Mommy and...me.
Dad: What would you do if you didn't have you?
Maria: Not be.

I Was Born To Eat Mac N Cheese

Maria: When it comes to mac n cheese I eat everything. I was born to eat mac n cheese.

Maria Boo Boo Butt

[Maria just fell and bumped her butt against one of the family room's cupboards.  Daniela's first three word phrase was:]
Daniela: Maria boo boo butt!