Maria Boo Boo Butt

[Maria just fell and bumped her butt against one of the family room's cupboards.  Daniela's first three word phrase was:]
Daniela: Maria boo boo butt!

Harry Pottie

Maria: What movie are you seeing?
Julie: Harry Potter
Maria: Harry Pottie?

Advice Before A Show

[Maria giving advice to Dad before his band's show]
Maria: Daddy, don't burp or tell jokes when you have a recital.

Spin And Rolls

Maria: Mom, are we having spin and rolls for breakfast?

It's a Telemarker

[The phone rings...]
Maria: Don't get it. It's a telemarker.

Kid Smacktalk

[Maria comeback]: Put your panties in the wash machine!

The Boss of You

[Steph is painting Maria's nails, and Maria wants to paint.]
Maria: Mom, when you get old am I gonna be the boss of you?
Mom: Sure
Maria: OK, good. Then I am going to paint your nails.