Go Now!

[Maria wakes up in the morning]
Dad: I know what you're going to say!
Maria: [laughs] ppbbfffff!
Maria: Dad, you going to work?
Dad: Yeah
Maria: Go now!

Pooping in Water

Maria: Momma, I'm ready to start pooping in water now.
Mom: Oh, you mean the toilet?
Maria: Yeah

After My Nap

Dad: Do you want to move to a seascape city?
Maria: Yeah, after my nap.

Pretty Pedals

[Sitting at the kitchen table]
Maria: Dad, can you move this plant?
Dad: No, let's leave it there - it's going to get pretty petals on it.
Maria: Like on my bike?