Advice Before A Show

[Maria giving advice to Dad before his band's show]
Maria: Daddy, don't burp or tell jokes when you have a recital.

Spin And Rolls

Maria: Mom, are we having spin and rolls for breakfast?

It's a Telemarker

[The phone rings...]
Maria: Don't get it. It's a telemarker.

Kid Smacktalk

[Maria comeback]: Put your panties in the wash machine!

The Boss of You

[Steph is painting Maria's nails, and Maria wants to paint.]
Maria: Mom, when you get old am I gonna be the boss of you?
Mom: Sure
Maria: OK, good. Then I am going to paint your nails.

Bad Boys

Maria: I like bad boys, actually. I shouldn't.

Oh Crap!

Steph: Oh crap.
Maria: Oh crap. I just learned a new word!