Spin And Rolls

Maria: Mom, are we having spin and rolls for breakfast?

It's a Telemarker

[The phone rings...]
Maria: Don't get it. It's a telemarker.

Kid Smacktalk

[Maria comeback]: Put your panties in the wash machine!

The Boss of You

[Steph is painting Maria's nails, and Maria wants to paint.]
Maria: Mom, when you get old am I gonna be the boss of you?
Mom: Sure
Maria: OK, good. Then I am going to paint your nails.

Bad Boys

Maria: I like bad boys, actually. I shouldn't.

Oh Crap!

Steph: Oh crap.
Maria: Oh crap. I just learned a new word!

I Take It All Back

[A week earlier, our neighbors Jill and George (that have a pool Maria loves) were over for a campfire, and when they left, Maria told George to not ever come over again. Today, after visiting with George for a while:]
Maria: One more thing...when I said you couldn't come over any more - I take it all back. You can come over any time, and I can come over to your house too.