On Philosophy

Maria: I'm so glad I have you and Mommy and...me.
Dad: What would you do if you didn't have you?
Maria: Not be.

I Was Born To Eat Mac N Cheese

Maria: When it comes to mac n cheese I eat everything. I was born to eat mac n cheese.

Maria Boo Boo Butt

[Maria just fell and bumped her butt against one of the family room's cupboards.  Daniela's first three word phrase was:]
Daniela: Maria boo boo butt!

Harry Pottie

Maria: What movie are you seeing?
Julie: Harry Potter
Maria: Harry Pottie?

Advice Before A Show

[Maria giving advice to Dad before his band's show]
Maria: Daddy, don't burp or tell jokes when you have a recital.

Spin And Rolls

Maria: Mom, are we having spin and rolls for breakfast?

It's a Telemarker

[The phone rings...]
Maria: Don't get it. It's a telemarker.

Kid Smacktalk

[Maria comeback]: Put your panties in the wash machine!