A Big Flavor

Maria: Daddy, can I ask you a big flavor?

More Like Mommy

Maria [in the bathroom]: Why can't I stay up late like you?
Dad: Because you're still growing, and you only grow when you sleep.
Maria: How tall will I get before I stop growing? Will I be like you or like Mommy?
Dad: Probably more like Mommy.
[Maria goes into her room and closes the door. A few moments later, she opens the door and yells:]
Maria: Am I gonna get boobs?
Dad: Yup
Maria: Oh, OK. [closes door]

Your Chariot

Dad: Your chariot awaits you, dear.
Maria: I'm not a deer!

Was There a Chicken In It?

[Dad's car gets egged, and when we tell Maria about it, she asks:]
Maria: Was there a chicken in it?